So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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