that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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