I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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