And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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