Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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