I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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