doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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