Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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