He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just pee around me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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