did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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