I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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