Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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