Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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