You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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