So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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