I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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