He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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