I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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