i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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