Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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