she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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