I'm jealous of your bromance
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Naked. naked and bneed help.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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