erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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