i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize