I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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