.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He called his prostate his "boner button".
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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