I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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