So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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