walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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