Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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