Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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