And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
