haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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