Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
