she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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