I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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