me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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