Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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