I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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