Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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