Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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