so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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