I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize