I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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