This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She announced her abortion via fbk
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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