I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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