I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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