If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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