wanna go halves on a baby?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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