You can't motorboat a personality
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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