That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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