I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
