so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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