i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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