did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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