i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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